A year ago today, a gargantuan beast slithered from the freezing Atlantic and destroyed our city, the greatest testament to the power of mankind, New York.

The incident, which was classified by the government as “Cloverfield” remains one of the most popular documentaries of our time, the incident proved too catastrophic for the government to classify, thus they released what video they had on the attack on DVD, using the proceeds to search for methods to destroy the beast once and for all (as they were unable to kill it upon its initial attack, they’ve since been tracking it, only able to deter it from again attacking civilization)

But rest assured friends, the battle continues and eventually it will be won.

Just remember, if you feel the ground shake…or see a national monument devastated at a distance, YOU ARE DEAD! DEADER THAN THE DEADEST DEAD!

BEWARE THE MONSTER!

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