Over his career, Clint Eastwood has time and time again established himself as probably the best anti-hero in cinematic history, whether it be a rogueish cowboy (Sergio Leone movies), a dirty harry (all those dirty harry’s), a fake dirty harry (the gauntlet), another cowboy (Unforgiven) or an angry old man carved  out of drift wood [...]

Hey folks, it’s Wayne.
Listen.
David Goyer and me, we go Way(ne) back, I mean, dude wrote the script of The Dark Knight…so…class act right?
Well, in the field of metallurgical alchemy there’s an instance known as the Midas touch…wherein an individual with this skill is able to turn whatever they manhandle into solid gold. I dare say [...]

If you know me (Wayne, this is Wayne typing…not that slick bastard Dick.) You know that i’m a fan of pretty much anything the Coen Brothers make. Last year’s No Country for Old Men earned a place in my all time top ten and Anton Chigurh is in my top three movie villains ever (Hannibal [...]

As any idiot could tell you (and I know a few of you are reading), I really, really, really, really (really, really, really) like Monster movies. This is the film responsible for my perverse monster love.
Let’s see, basically, monsters are all summoned by Dracula to take over the world and only the Monster Squad [...]

So, in Mimic (the American film debut of Guillermo Del Toro) there’s this contagion that just kills all sorts of children and apparently roaches are the carriers, so, some scientists (as they often do) mettle and combine the DNA of a Praying Mantis and Termite to create a new bug known as the Judas [...]

Whenever someone has the audacity to come up to me and say, “Hey Wayne, you’re pretty brilliant, I bet you know a really awesome horror movie I could watch this very eve.” and I, almost always reply “Why yes my sycophantic, worm-like friend, I do. And it’s called Dog Soldiers, and it’s awesome, and you’re [...]

As you may well know, I, Wayne am a tough, manly, take no prisoners type of gent.
The kind of man who roughs up marines for looking at kittens in a pet store and chows down on sledgehammers to prove his manly toughness.
That said, I have nightmares of the cloverfield monster on a regular basis.
The movie [...]

The dudes who made this movie obviously thought that the first (non Ivan Drago) Punisher film, needed to grow some cajones and get rid of all meaningful dialog, thus Punisher War Zone was born. More closely following the classic Marvel comic vigilante (his entire family killed in the keys? please.) This Frank Castle isn’t much [...]

Today I sat alone all day, my mind heavy as I tried to avoid hearing “wisssssssssssh” in an evil Djinn voice in my head. I needed something awesome and bizarre to block out the madness of Leprechaun gone awry. I browsed deep into my modest collection of assorted horror movies and found one of my [...]

Now you’re thinking “Wayne, you just reviewed Wishmaster, and you didn’t appear to like too much.”
And to that I say “SHUT UP!”
Yeah. I watched the sequel. I hoped that perhaps they’d come up with some creative kills that they hadn’t done in the first one. Well, essentially my answer to that was a man engaging [...]