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A year ago today, a gargantuan beast slithered from the freezing Atlantic and destroyed our city, the greatest testament to the power of mankind, New York.
The incident, which was classified by the government as “Cloverfield” remains one of the most popular documentaries of our time, the incident proved too catastrophic for the government to classify, [...]

Okay so yeah, I actually had the balls to see the Spirit. Was it the movie I had every intention to see when I got to the theater? No. I wanted to see Valykrie which I was late for and my friend wanted to see the Spirit so we did. I had every intention of [...]

10. Cloverfield- A very interesting use of narrative updated the “giant monster destroys a hub of civilization” genre. Yeah, the characters were forgetful, but the movie wasn’t about them, it was about the event and making Wayne cry himself to sleep at night.
9. Burn After Reading- Probably the most underrated movie of the year. Everyone’s [...]

Hey fellas!
Hey ladies!
As you may know, i’ve seen…pretty much every horror movie ever made and while not many horror movies have that great of kills (original ones at least) and while it certainly isn’t only a part of the horror genre, it helps when making a list of this sort.
5. Everyone Anton Chigurh Offs in [...]

Honestly, this is just Wayne. But i’m sure Jay feels the same way.
Hey Planet Earth, Merry Christmas. I’m totally gay for the human race, all of you. You’re beautiful.
Stay safe I guess, if you drink copious amounts of alcohol and HAVE to drive, aim for trees, not oncoming traffic…it’s better for everyone that way.
But seriously, [...]